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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You’ll be stopped. No matter how many times Clementine has to absorb all existence.

[–] [email protected] 109 points 2 days ago

Installed everything as Groot

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Username: IAmGroot

Password: Hunter2

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just see ******* for the password

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

I see H******

I think it censors my password fully: hunter2

edit: it did!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Error: Your new password cannot be the same as your previous password.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Password question "What was your childhood best friend's nickname?" cannot contain spaces or special characters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IamGroot

New: iAMgroot

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago

get this tree some 2fa

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bitwarden

Or Keepass if you hate cloud

Just don't forget the master password (🥲)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I am Groot.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The movies do Groot dirty (and the rest of the team, too, for that matter). He's not a one-word simpleton - in his species, their equivalent to vocal chords harden as they age, restricting their vocabulary. In short, he doesn't say one word because he only knows one word, he can physically only say one word.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who treats him as a simpleton? Rocket and Thor both understand him and know that he's not just speaking one [phrase] repeatedly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, this comic does. And the movies at large turned every character into simpletons that at any given moment are saying or doing the dumbest possible thing they could.

Also, Rocket pretending to understand is very in character, but I haven't seen any guardian movies past 2, so I don't know about Thor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Thor took an elective on Groot's language in college

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Squanchy seems sad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He seems to understand other languages fine no reason he can't type in them right?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cut spidey from 4th panel. Copy and paste spidey from 3rd panel to 4th panel. Remove 3rd panel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Holy crap, that would save us all sooo much time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

They should've just moved Groot to the third panel and cut the fourth panel entirely.