Darius noises
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Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.
Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.
Just like Joe :(
If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang
Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.
I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.
So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.
I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week
Literally 1984
Anime words/gestures
So, Japanese?
As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.
Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~
thank god I grew up when I did.
What the fuck is a Darius noise?
It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish
That does not particularly clear anything up
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What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?
"I do not tolerate cowardice"
NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
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I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.
- Cold in here
Those poor kids
Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.
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bofa not banned- your move teach
Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
or radioactive decay
Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
thank god.
Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.
Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?
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