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[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Darius noises

Okay, Alexander

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Just like Joe :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.

So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.

I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week

[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 29 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

[–] [email protected] 17 points 21 hours ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That does not particularly clear anything up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

This Know Your Meme article is likely what’s being referred to.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

I too wish to know.

I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Is Fr Fr said Fr or is it Saif for real?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 day ago (7 children)
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a dope list, no cap.

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