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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing .30_06 or .308, but I never saw the shooter. Just heard the zip of the bullet and then the gun.

Growing up in the middle of nowhere was an experience.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Riding a motor scooter through an intersection, I hear a giant crash behind me.

Turn around and I see a Jeep on its side in the lane I had turned from.

If I had been about 2 seconds slower, I wouldn't be here to tell this story.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

"It's a Jeep thing; you wouldn't understand"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A firework fired at my face

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As kids we were out in the country setting off fireworks, I launched a bottle rocket. Instead of it going up, it took off did a 90° turn and went horizontal. Went inside their garage. It landed in the case of all the other fireworks.

I’m not sure what the odds were of that firework setting off other fireworks. But it definitely made us hit the ground.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Almost like Bart did in that episode in china town with the "Chinese Fire Drill".

I pulled a Neo matrix move like where he dodged the bullets on the roof. I had to sit for about 20 mins to get the adrenaline rush to subside.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

That time I said no to Arthur Anderson when they were recruiting me hard - offering to fly VPs to me the next day (Sat) to convince me not to start a new job on Monday.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Maybe 9mm?

Edit: never been in a shooting, but maybe only because i dodged all the bullets?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On that note:

Most likely 7.62 x 39 for myself.

Was walking down a sidewalk, roughly 100 to 50 feet from a stationary group of people, when a car slowed to a near stop and unloaded on them.

It looked like some kind of Draco, AK-pistol type of weapon, but I did not get the best look, as I was rather preoccupied with jumping into some bushes and then sprinting away.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

do you - by any chance - live in the greatest of all nations, the US of A?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Bullet Bill on Mario Kart

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Came to say "ex" too. We split when engaged and before married, so yes, bullet dodged. We went our own ways before legal/financial/possible children complicated things.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

That makes sense! Good on you

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

9/11 happened a couple weeks after my family and I got back to California from vacation at Disney World and it always felt like we dodged possibly being on a hijacked flight.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Possible bullet: May get made redundant rather than having to quit and find somewhere else - may get an easier out than just quitting.

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