AAAH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN...
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
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AAH, KOS, OR SOME SAY KOSM... DO YOU HEAR OUR PRAYERS? AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE VACUOUS ROM, GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES! PLANT EYES ON OUR BRAINS TO CLEANSE OUR BEASTLY IDIOCY!
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"PLEASE ASSUME THE POSITION"
YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!
SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
TAKE YOIR TIME, DON'T BE AFRAID.
THE DOOR IS STILL SHUT.
PICK UP THAT CAN. (all caps seems appropriate here)
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE.
THE RAINS HAVE CEASED AND WE ARE GRACED WITH ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY. BUT YOU ARE NOT HERE TO SEE IT.
REMEMBER US! REMEMBER THAT WE ONCE LIVED!
I GOT A PRESENT FOR YA
I GAZE INTO THE MIRROR. IN ITS REFLECTION, I SEE ONLY MY OWN MEANINGLESSNESS. AND SO I SCREAM.
GIVE ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
DID I EVER TELL YOU WHAT THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY IS ?
SHAKE IT BABY ๐ต๐ต๐
ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?
TASTE COLD STEEL, FEEBLE CANNON RESTRAINT ROPE!
YOU HEAR THAT NOAH? LANZ WANTS SOMETHING MEATIER!
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD!
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
RAMIREZ! LAST MAG! MAKE IT COUNT!
KIROV REPORTING!!!!
YMMEL!?
HOLY SHITBALLS BLESS THIS RAGGED BODY
SILOS NEEDED
SURRENDER TO THIS PEAR.
YOU'VE GONE...YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!
EXPLOSIONS! ๐ฅ
AAAH, NOT INTO THE FOG!
BOLEK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND?
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO OUR DESTINATION, WE ARE SO CLOSE! LIKE, LITERALLY, RIGHT THERE! AND THEN YOU JUST DECIDE, LIKE A SADISTIC PERSON, TO TURN INTO THE FOG AND KILL US! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A SADIST! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM! THAT'S IT! CALL MY AGENT! I WANT MY AGENT!
SHAKE IT, BABY!
DEVOTION INSPIRES BRAVERY.
BRAVERY INSPIRES SACRIFICE.
SACRIFICE LEADS TO DEATH...
SO, FEEL FREE TO KILL YOURSELF.
STRAP ONE ON, IT'S TIME TO JAM!
IโM JUST WAITING FOR MY SISTER
CHEEEEESEEEE!!!! FOR EVERYONE!!!!
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(Homeworld 1. We're totally the good guys, right?)
THE BOXER AND THE MATADOR, WHAT ARE THEY GUARDING?