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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 months ago

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FLAPS

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Quivering Beef Curtains*.

Although I believe that's the second video...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQnIJ-ljctk

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago

I see you know your Judo well.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago

You sir! Are you here to receive my limp penis?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Manslaughter

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay, at this rate, who's going to be the one to make /c/babyhipposhitposts or /c/babyhippomemes?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 117 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A zoo in Thailand. The hippo's name is Moo Deng which translates to bouncy pork. It's adorable.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's adorable.

Yep, yep... until the teeth grow in.

Such a cutie.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And it becomes as big as a Ford Aerostar.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The most badass animals on the planets are herbivores.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's just shark propaganda

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That website gave my phone chlamydia.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Pygmy hippo

Also the zoo “Khao Kheow Open Zoo” is about an hour north of Pattaya or 1.5 hours south (following the coast) of Bangkok

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Alright who wants to do a Lemmy field trip to Thailand? We should see Moo Deng before Bangkok, because of the implications.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pattaya has the better sex work if that’s what you mean

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I was talking about trying to get Pad Thai at Soi Pradu, but having some street meat could be fun too I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It looks like a meat balloon

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If they're taking Moo Ding anywhere, I hope it's on a trip to meet Pesto the giant penguin chick. And I hope they decide to make a buddy cop style movie together.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

singing, rhythmic, headbanging DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUN

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

This is Hippopotamus destiny!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And they said house hippos didn't exist

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I miss the House hippo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ain't nobody fuck with tiny hippo. Ain't nobody.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

East Asian house hippos are larger

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Nah, the charge is using a stolen credit card!