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[–] [email protected] 74 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He didn’t even come up with the idea of gluing the blender to his leg, he just bought out the guy that did and is claiming it as his own.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Elon called the real inventor a pedo and deleted the guy’s twitter account

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

What a timeline we live in that I had to double check the community this was posted in to verify it was satire

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

it's like rimworld when you replace one of your transhumanist colonist's legs with a piece of wood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It scares me that, at a $5000 pricetag, that sounds very cheap for mobility equipment.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah I'm waiting for the $30,000 medical version that's the exact same just white

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I half expected this to be "Not the onion". We are talking about D'Elon after all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I feel bad for that Vitamix

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago

Is this funny?