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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Charity, but if it counts as gifting then just invest it? One day, 100M, and that's it, you bought stocks, it's not money anymore

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Just buy Nvidia DGX machines and make your own AWS.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'm gonna buy 100 million tacos. That should provide adequate sustenance for the doctor who marathon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I could blow 100M monthly on AWS. Probably take me the first month to spin it all up, easy from there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Brewsters Millions

Skip to 30 seconds in to get the list of rules

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Just buy one ticket to a Taylor Swift concert and you're already a billion dollar richer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Brewsters millions would be so easy in 2024. Just train some AI.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Quickie marriage with a $100 million prenup

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Seems pretty easy, buy 100mil of gold bullion. It's around 3100 lb (1400kg) and is relatively small. I think you could hit it under a bed or couch or two. Probably fit it into a couple awkward corners in your closet. Use one as a paper weight.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I like this one because, even though it's a hypothetical, I always think these scenarios are going to involve me getting shafted somehow and it turns out they never had that billion and they just wanted you to experience having 100 mil for a short time so you know how much you lost and laugh while watching you piss it all away on things you didn't even necessarily want.

Your way has a nice insurance policy to it if they weren't good for the billion.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Does it need to be net spending, or can I just buy and sell things really fast?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Overpay for Monero.

The purchase would be the inflation skyrocket making those in...business...with Monero experience short buff on their previous conduct and product supply quality.

This incentivizes them into produce more products no one else can afford. It'll buff their stock and increase their desperation to sell.

I'll be stacked with cash to buy it all with gorram near zero oppositional bids.

If the market is short on Monero for that rate, I can buff the crypto with BTC and Bisq it to what actually fucking matters.

[–] ICastFist 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think that wouldn't quite count as an expense as it sounds more like simple currency exchange, similar to trading 100m dollars for 90 million euros.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Give it to me, I'll invest it

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Sleep with pornstar. Excessive hush money. Boom!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think most of us would get paid to keep things quiet. I'm not important enough for hush money.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit homie, I would just buy 335952 acres of west Texas desert for a cool $243 million. Done where's my money?

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