At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2023
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"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."
I have brown hair.
Also "Ow, my sperm".
Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!
Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!
Don't date robots!
"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"
A week WOULD be a little much…
Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room
Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
PaZuZu
The professor calls out to his pet Griffin
I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.
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What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Tell my wife.... Hello
Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)
Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!
A little lower. Too low...! Lower!
You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!
Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW
Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.
Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop!
"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME
every time I save a password
No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.
"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".
"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"
Shut up, Baby. I know it!
"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"
"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!
My Fry Fro is all frizzy.