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[–] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“towing my dog with a rope” loool

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

that made me cry laugh

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure it's shopped or from a movie, but what am I looking at?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"The Arrival" with Charlie Sheen. (FYI: That's not Charlie Sheen.)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

FYI: That's not Charlie Sheen.

Thanks for clarifying for those of us who weren't sure. You never know what the side effects of tiger blood and enough cocaine to kill a small horse might be 🤷

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Glad I could help. 😁

enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Freud?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Freud?

"Nail 'em when they're vulnerable, that's always been my motto"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, I'm pretty sure he was at his most vulnerable that day lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That kid is an alien, the goofy look is cuz he's about to meepmeep across the desert at the end of the movie. But what movie? its been awhile...Maaan is been awhile. Did it star Christian Slater? Was he a seti scientist? Was it a climate message movie? I need a minute...

EDIT: Haha as other poster said, it stars Charlie Sheen who for some reason i always get mixed up with Slater. So close... (not close)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Center of gravity looks way off for that alien. He'd topple forward unless his feet were way bigger.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

From what i remember the entire sequence looked like dogshit even for its time.

Edit: lol it was actually worse than i remembered

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Well, there was a sequel. Looks like it was direct to DVD so I'm sure it was impressive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I remember this dogshit Charlie Sheen flick!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is that a biblically accurate angel??

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Xavier, Renegade Angel, biblically accurate? Maybe.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Are we sure that's a dog he's dragging? A live one?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Do they need to be alive? Will take note of this for future perambulatiins if so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It too is a ~~robot~~ live human companion canine.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

You would figure the lizard people would have better human disguise technology.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

He/it? looks like a RoboCop, I wonder what's it seeing in that RoboCop visor on that bionic lookalike head?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

TikTok be like "REAL SKINWALKERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA", followed by a clip of a fox screaming and a goat looking through a screen door.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Oh wow, I also have that condition on my legs. It makes your knees bend a little more than usual. I also can bend my fingers more than what most people can. I'm not sure if it's a good thing though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Punching up. The best kind of punching

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

A lizard person, I fucken knew it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Dude has some fucked up legs