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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

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  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] slurp 30 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 5 points 8 months ago

Those eggs aren't made of jeans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd prefer a mayonegg, personally.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

This was also my thought.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

I mean, yeah, it for sure looks disgusting. However, I had a family member that would bring this to family gatherings and it was actually amazing. They used a spicy jam with homemade peanut butter. It was weird, but fuck was it good.

Yes, I'm southern, lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

"Things that make you go... Horrk"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Needs whipped cream.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Kinda related, my friend brought stuff to make PB&J hot dogs last time we went camping and it wasn't as gross as it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Is this why the Midwest’s so fat?

They don’t got no tastebuds??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

No olive?!? Savages.