this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

The hair color

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Dog leather underwear.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You know fashion designers were children too right?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They were not. Fashion designers started as chitinous eggs, in which the mother fashion designer builds a humid, temperate incubation chamber for them to mature while fighting off predators. After the incubation period is complete, the fashion designers break free from their hard shells, their exoskeletons still not fully formed. It's essential at this stage for them to feast on living flesh, so the newborn fashion designers leave the nest to hunt for sustenance. At this point, survival rate is only 10% as there usually is not a sufficient amount of nearby food for all the hatchlings and only the strongest survive. But that is just part of the life cycle of a fashion designer.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I bet that is on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I just She Hulk Attorneyed the bed

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Like, it won’t be 2069 for a long time man.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, I can totally see my favorite member of the gang, Michael Jackson!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I had to check to see if Michael Jackson was ever in Scooby Doo. He wasn't.