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[–] [email protected] 135 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I will always game with the grungler.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

Why stop there? Name the whole group,[GRUNGLE CLAN]. Dibs on "Grungle Daddy"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

*grungle grungle*

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Much preferable to going on a date with a judgemental asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

The thing about these complaints is I just shrug because the trash took itself out.

[–] [email protected] 126 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro just @ me next time wtf

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I know a few people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 91 points 9 months ago (1 children)

grunglerphobia is concerningly on an increasing trend

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

I blame corporate america and the far right

[–] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago

She doesn't deserve him.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am Spartacus! I mean, the Grungler!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Maybe there's a little bit of grungler in all of us

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

it’s grunglin’ time

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

OTOH, bi women don’t face the same kind of discrimination. I blame society.

Seriously tho, I think it’s likely because men aren’t allowed to be emotionally vulnerable.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s true, but bi women mainly face fetishisation.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget the erasure "all lesbians are bi but haven't found the right man, and all bi women are straight"🤮

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

And all bi men are gay but won't admit it. Bi-erasure is a thing and the alphabet mafia is hardly innocent of it.

It'd be really cool if people could mind their own fucking business if it doesn't involve them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Speaking as a bi man... I really couldn't care less if bi women have it better or worse than us, because discrimination fucking sucks for everyone and we're all in this together.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

Check it out guys, I'm the Grungler.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

Could happen to anyone.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

The grungler to weird discord transsexual pipeline

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Hbomberguy
Vaush
Noah samsen
Jerma

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Incorrect.

Vaush 🍆💦🐴

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No no, he wants to be the horse

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Transhumanism is valid

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Slightly NSFW explanation

Vaush has a preference for horse dicks, more specifically he want to be the horse. More specifically because he would love to have a giant dick to fuck people with.

It's an odd kink, but in general it's not remotely close to the weirdest stuff that people I've known have been into.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's tame as hell compared to some of the stuff I've seen

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

This was my reaction too. Well, more like tame as hell compared to what I'M into, but you know, same difference.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. You're right, that's not wild at all. One Bad Dragon strap-on away from fulfillment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

actually owns a flared Chance

ermmmm

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Wishing to have a big ol weiner" has to be the most common sex thing for dudes behind "liking boobies". It's even in the bible.

Not to shit on anyone's thing, though, I gotta say, as someone who spent time caring for horseys and other farm animals, they got some icky gross private bits don't wish for that lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It's not that big a deal. You might be sheltered if you think that it's that bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cursed but also based mentioning Vaush and Noah Samsen next to each other without saying anything else

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