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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I think I'd be alright.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

shrugs I just do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I was almost a music major.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.

I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m a tree.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Make of me what you will…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Omnipotence helps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

No one knows.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nothing changes for me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I gotta get to Greece!

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