Ask Lemmy

Basically no change.

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?

("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

I need to work on my temper

Porn i guess

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

I'm not gonna worry about it

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Seems like a fun spell

The walls are closing in...

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.