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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait does that mean we have multiversal networking?

... I don't know how this is the first thing that went through my mind, but i bet there is a self-datintg app already. You can bonk me now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Not me, but maybe "me" actually does idk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Quantum dating. A very quick and uncertain date.