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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon has a quantum computer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well, your quantum twin observed the opposite. Be glad for him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

in an alternative universe

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Wait does that mean we have multiversal networking?

... I don't know how this is the first thing that went through my mind, but i bet there is a self-datintg app already. You can bonk me now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You'd like that, won't you?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Not me, but maybe "me" actually does idk

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Quantum dating. A very quick and uncertain date.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

He observed the UPC?