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[–] [email protected] 118 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When you work in security and your department gets cut because "there haven't been any attacks in 5 years"

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Sounds like it's time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.

[–] sukhmel 49 points 7 months ago

It's not even necessary, they will find everything on their own

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Just turn down the firewall for 30s and they find a way in...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

More like they ignore all your suggestions and then blame you when they inevitably get hacked.