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When you work in security and your department gets cut because "there haven't been any attacks in 5 years"
Sounds like it's time to give a little insider info on the company network to hacking groups.
It's not even necessary, they will find everything on their own
Just turn down the firewall for 30s and they find a way in...
More like they ignore all your suggestions and then blame you when they inevitably get hacked.