this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2024
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Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 261 points 7 months ago (31 children)

It is interesting how the fakest of things can offer such insight into their creator. This nothing of a human is so desperate for validation about the wasted hours they have spent editing a poorly drawn frog for the uncaring half laugh of strangers, that they invented a scenario where someone could show any interest. So detached from the world they can't imagine anyone that would care enough to talk to them, so they project interest onto the therapist they pay to speak with.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I prefer to believe all greentexts come from one person, even if that is blatantly unreasonable. It amuses me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

New hedcanon accepted.

I don't even understand the concept of "green text" other than they're 4chan posts lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Cause the text is green, it's just a shitposting form

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