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[โ€“] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I am forced to try to get a JS certification.

I am reaching the end of my rope, and starting to think of maybe putting my neck into one.

Isaac Newton said that we see far because we stand on the shoulders of giants.

Javascript is like standing on the shoulders of dwarves with brittle bone disease.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Standing on the shoulder of dwarves hiding deep underground