(title added by mod for lemmy). Original text:
Ketchup on eggs?!?
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#comics #breakfast #funny
Image description: [two people are sitting at a table, eating breakfast.]
Person 1: You're putting ketchup on eggs?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gross, that looks horrible. Person 2: Thanks.
Person 1: You're actually going to eat it?! Person 2: What did you think was going to happen?
Person 1: But I said I don't like it!
Person 2: Okay, so maybe don't eat any of my food.
(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)
Eggs are gross as shit. Ketchup makes them edible.
It really depends on how they are cooked, IMHO. (I am making the assumption that you still eat eggs if you must, but with lots of cover-up.)
If eggs are your only option for food and you have no ketchup, cook them in bacon grease or with lots of butter. Salts and fats work wonders for any food.
Even fried eggs with a little soy sauce (mushroom soy sauce, specifically) may change the texture and taste enough for you.
(Also, IMHO, cooking eggs many different ways is an art form. It doesn't take much to fuck them up and turn people off of them.)