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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 126 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bro just @ me next time wtf

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't think he's a shark.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Neither is @[email protected], @[email protected] just fucks them. Right, @[email protected]?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I know :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I know a few people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Im more into dolphins now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I admire the commitment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Btw I was wondering how tf you knew to @ that account considering it wasn't in this comment section I don't think. did you see it in another comment section and come back here, did it make such an impression on you that you remembered it from a previous interaction, did you search for shark-adjacent accounts, or did you notice the account name of ComradeSharkfucker and search for my other accounts????? I have to know bc I'm very inactive on this account.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I just did “@“ and chose the first option that matched