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Lactose intolerant rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lactose curious is a thing, one of my coworkers will have dairy on special occasions and plans for the aftermath

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Just use lactase. No reason to Plan for the aftermath

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Using the beforemath to avoid the aftermath!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

And to make it relevant, just close your eyes. You can’t be sure it was a man’s penis or butt or mouth. No need for any questions about your sexuality in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It hurts to have so much gas build up but man is it fun to make giga farts after downing a pot of ice-cream