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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would:

  • Buy a FU environment Car, and use 100% of the speedometer because I paid for it.
  • Buy a FU sized house, and fill it full of ballpit balls, cocaine and hookers.
  • Buy a FU size music venue, pay U2 to play at the venue, give free entry to everyone and arm them all with 4 cartons of eggs each.
  • Throw a massive FU party on the biggest ocean cruiser, invite only the top 10% of richest people. Then scuttle the thing.

Do I have any money left?

  • 50% goes to developing Australia.
  • 25% goes to the Linux foundation.
  • 20% goes to whoever is still alive in my family.
  • 5% goes to lizards on the internet, because frankly, the cats are getting too much attention and they are wayyy overrated.