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[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

As an adult you should realize that eating a cake any time you want is unhealthy and should have the self control to delay that gratification. Sure noone can stop you, but you should have the self respect to stop yourself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Today is the day. I have delayed gratification for over 40 years and today is the day I eat a whole damn cake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You know I don't think I've ever eaten a whole cake, and at this point I think I would regret it before I was even half finished lol, but if you've got the mettle good speed to you πŸ™‡

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

depends on how often you want to eat cake

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Boooooriiiiing. I'll have a slice of the chocolate please

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Depends a lot on your genotype, I think. I wouldn't eat it every day, but I've never noticed any ill effects

[–] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No. Calories in, calories out. No one can break the laws of physics.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but the calories that you put in your mouth don't affect everyone the same way. Either that or I've got a pocket dimension in my leg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They do affect everyone the same in the sense that all people will gain weight at the same rate. But the weight distribution in the body will be different.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is actually false again. I've always had a massive sweet tooth, especially for baked goods, but still stayed skinnier than my friends. Some people really can just put it away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

No, it's not. You're just unaware of how much calories you actually consume and what your expenditure is.