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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 85 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps buying a copy of the collector's edition Blu-ray of the Golden Globe winning movie, Barbie, will cheer you up.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll buy 3 more, thanks for the advice

[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It turns out organic marketing is that easy. Huh.

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