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The code word is Donkeyballs
Pashang.
Hey is me, your cousin. I'm kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won't cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.
This is for real.
Thanks.
Donkeyballs
Hey its me your 2nd uncle
I need about $3.50 to pay for shipping on a package from a nigerian price who needed my help
I know we said over 100 for this but
Donkeyballs
Well thats about the time I noticed my uncle was eight stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.