this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Start playing Magic. Your money will go POOF in no time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (2 children)

See also: 40k minis, aka plastic crack.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Alternatively DnD minis, they are mostly cheaper, so you can buy even more!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

DnD minis are a 3D printer gateway drug. You have been warned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Truck full of green army men?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Buy another truck full of Muscle Men, then make floorplans using dominoes pieces, and have the army men fight the muscle men.

Aren't men die in 1 hit. Muscle Men die in 3 hits. MM are melee only, AM mostly have range. Line of sight matters.

Or, your know, don't copy what I did as a kid, and make your own rules. Whatever, man!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Homeboy needs to start collecting titans, they make the minis look cheap.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Ah, a man of culture!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Dunno I made 12k selling my cards back in 2019. Played back in the revised/ice age days

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"time travel to 1994 and play mtg, save the cards for 25 years then sell!" Great advice for anon :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you’re time traveling don’t forget the baseball almanac

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

*sports

Great Scott! It was a Grays Sports Almanac, not just baseball.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Thank you… been a few decades lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Time for a rewatch!