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This app lets restaurants and coffee shops charge to use the bathroom (techcrunch.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do you want piss everywhere? Because that's how you end up with piss everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, I'll gladly piss on the smart lock that controls this bullshit. I almost pissed in a trashcan in high school in front of the whole class when a teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom.

I almost had my penis out before the teacher realized I wasn't bluffing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I remember in grade school, my school constructed restrooms in every classroom so students won’t need to leave class. The problem was they were literally just a small concrete cubicle and the walls didn’t even go up to the ceiling. That was when I learned pissing straight into the water wasn’t a good idea. I went out to the entire class staring at me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

My mom's elementary school she taught at had bathrooms in the classrooms, and they were enclosed spaces. As I got older it became harder to use because it was built for kindergartners lol

[–] Buttons 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

People were staring at you because the sound of piss entering the toilet was loud? Did they not know that's how pissing works?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Only savages piss straight to the water

[–] autokludge 7 points 10 months ago

Show some dignity, aim at the side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Savages ... and legends

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shoutout to our resident Tim Horton's Shit Flinger.

There will be more of that if this shitty app proliferates.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

New kid's tale: "Horton hears a Shiiii...!"

[–] Hexarei 3 points 10 months ago

Missed the opportunity to go with 'Horton Hears a Poo'