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Manager: This task only takes 30 minutes. Why did it take you the whole day? (programming.dev)
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[–] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago (13 children)

"Fix"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (3 children)

'Change' if I'm feeling particularly chaotic.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

git commit -m $(date)

[–] akkajdh999 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Make a cron job for git add . && git commit "$(date)" && git push -f

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I actually did this once...I swear there was a good reason. I promise it wasn't anywhere that mattered.

Edit: I think it was a personal journal repo that I wanted daily versions of, but couldn't be bothered to actually check in.

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