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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then they should order delivery or something. Food poisoning is not the answer.

Yeah, dealing with the delivery guy might be unpleasant, but paramedics and the hospital staff will be MUCH worse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Food poisoning would be the crippling part.