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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do say I ate zero hamburgers if I just started counting and I have yet to eat one

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When you’ve eaten more than 50% of the hamburger, do you claim to have eaten one, or do you claim zero? Are you useing standard founding or are you using floor()?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I create a Vulkan instance, a device, a compute pipeline then use an image sampler with VK_FILTER_LINEAR on a single-texel image in order to interpolate the two adjacent values of hamburger eatage, simple as.