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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anyone with experience here want to weigh in on whether cum tastes salty to begin with?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just taste it, it won’t hurt you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Neither will my own shit, I'm still not doing it. Doesn't matter, I looked it up. It apparently does taste a bit salty.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eh shit is way more likely to hurt you than semen. Semen is literally just sugars and proteins and water with little sea monkeys in it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

sea monkeys

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well your own shit could make you sick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What are you afraid of?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

It’s very lightly salty but it wouldn’t make you feel dehydrated or anything. It’s not an amazing taste but doesn’t make me want to spit it out.

Yes it can be sweetish but I would be worried if it were too sweet.

Edit: Likely to lightly, yes I've tasted it lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Interesting you say this, over the years I’ve been told my semen is sweet and salty, almost cinnamon flavored. But, I eat a lot of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, so I’m curious… but I’m also to chicken to find out myself. ¯\(ツ)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Bro is a professional cum taster

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I looked it up and this article would seem to confirm your description. Thank you for helping me reach my daily quota of useless knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had it described as tasting like mangoes. Seems appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Interesting. Pretty sure it's more appropriate to say it tastes like mangoo though.

[–] magicalbeast69 2 points 1 year ago

Weird, mine is not salty at all. It can also be a bit bitter tho, depending on the diet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But is it Swedish?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I always smell a slight tinge of chlorine in mine.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What are you, my psychiatrist?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

B-but the tiktok challenge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reminds me how they used to tell if someone was diabetic or not 💦