a junior dev asked me one time about our dev test environments. I chuckled before starting to look him dead in the eyes for 50 seconds straight without saying a single word, but my lips quivering. he had audible gasps as if to speak, but was ultimately speechless the entire time. he understood though. I could tell from the 1ml tear that formed only on his left eye. he pushed. prod crashed. we stayed late on a friday. management ordered pizza. I'm lonely and I love pizza. was all part of the plan.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this a copy pasta?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

no. it's my personal experience.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I love pizza.

What about chicken? 😏

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

(That comma has no business being there, but it doesn't read right without it.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You can put chicken, on pizza.

Throw it on top and make it finger-lickin'!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Chickens love pizza too