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[–] [email protected] -3 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

It also says "I'm a cheater." Red flag.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Green flag. Drag doesn't date people who pay for meat or movies. Drag expects potential romantic partners to be pirates who are either vegan or meat thieves. In a neoliberal capitalist world, the biggest act of rebellion against the unfair conditions of production is not to pay.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Also, drag would very much like to be told how to use Android emulators to scam McDonald's out of chicken nuggies. Drag is finding it difficult to fit fake meat into drag's budget, but drag still wants chicken. Drag has a bottle of tonkatsu sauce that turns fried chicken into Japanese style katsu chicken.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Depends on the context. If they start out with a speech about revenge, use it as a demonstration of their work, or make it a goofy play on 90s hacking, it could be fun for the right person at the right time.

But if they went into it saying “I’m such a little tendieslut. God, I can’t wait to steal some chicken. My neighbor blew me behind there *point* when it was still a Wendy’s, and that was confusing because she was just supposed to drive me to my mom’s place so I could get ready for junior league” then their audience shrinks considerably further.