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Wait, lemme guess, its called "X Studios" and its totally gonna change the world forever!
I’m not going to look, but I’m willing to bet, there’s already a “games” studio called X Studios… and they make porno games.
He probably already has every title. And so do the neckbeards that worship him.
I'm assuming you're like 14 years old if you're scared to look. But yes, there is already one. VR, AR, motion capture.
“Scared”? No.
I just don’t care to.
There’s a difference between being scared to look and not caring enough to look.
And they're going to release a console. Named the X Machine.
Actually, it would be cool if it was the "X Machina"