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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)

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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gaetz found out it wasn't "JV Dance" it was "JD Vance"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

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