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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I was listening to a podcast and the host just factually read out the things Trump has been convicted for and has been found to have done throughout the years. It's insane! Enough shitbaggery to take down an 18th century European monarch, but Trump somehow just gets a pass on all of it, wtf?! Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

He stole money from cancer kids!! How does anyone politically survive that??

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

He survived because America is the country of incarceration and heavy punishment, and he recieved none of that. Therefore what he has done was apparently not that bad.

I'd argue that this is an example of 2 tier justice a d should make people mad as hell, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's been a long game to get to this point, but the conservatives I know are completely isolated from reality at this point. They ONLY watch X and newsmax...Fox is too liberal for them these days.

All that douchbaggery has been scrubbed away in a very effective and sophisticated social engineering campaign over the last decade or so.

The cult leader can do no wrong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

...so it's a good thing my grandparents only watch Fox News and haven't moved into further bullshit? What a fun world to be living in now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Yes, we lost the Global Digital Propaganda Wars

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Conservatives all are about exceptionalism

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

Well, we have a pandemic and 2 growing wars, so if a major famine occurs next, definitely a maybe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

With all the tariffs coming and the immigrant farm laborers getting deported, it just might!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Propaganda and dumb people listening to only what dumb media has to say.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I have my own independent sources

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Grandpa, the Babylon Bee is not a reliable news source."

[–] sukhmel 1 points 1 week ago

I sometimes feel like Ouija board is a better source than many, nowadays

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is exactly why people are trying to kill him. If the system refuses to incapacitate him, the people will find a way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

The people who have tried so far seem to be right wingers more interested in making a name for themselves than any ideological motive.

Those of us who already have dancing shoes for whenever his arteries finally finish the job aren't exactly looking forward to making him a martyr for President Vance to use either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

...with Russian cash and idiots that believe in him.