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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

And now the Democrats will remain powerless forever. I guess single issue voters can take solace in that little victory. Sadly, they will probably not be replaced by a more progressive party rising up from their ashes, but rather by an emergent faction formed via Republican in-fighting. They will still be conservative, but they'll wear different colored ties.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

So everything will be exactly the same as it is now except libs might be slightly less charitable to the new party?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes they well once the supreme court is stacked 7 to 2 they well never have the power to do anything even if elected.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The supreme court is already stacked! Biden could have added more justices and pushed for impeachment of the obviously corrupt ones. He chose to not even try or so much as get out the message that it needs to happen, so as to not appear "partisan", as if any of their voters actually care about partisanship at this point when it comes at the cost of getting shit done.