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"It doesn’t make sense for chocolate bars to be divided into equal-sized chunks when there is so much inequality in the chocolate industry! The unequally-sized chunks of our 6.35 oz bars are a palatable way of reminding Choco Fans and Serious Friends that the profits in the chocolate industry are unequally divided.

And in case you haven’t noticed, the bottom of our bars depicts the West African coastline. The chunks just above it represent the Gulf of Guinea. From left to right, you have Côte d'Ivoire, Ghana, Togo and Benin (terribly politically incorrect, we know, but we had to combine them to create enough space for a hazelnut), Nigeria and part of Cameroon."

From https://us.tonyschocolonely.com/pages/faqs

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Too bad about all the lead in them. They're not as bad as some brands, though.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

It's a good thing I don't like dark chocolate then

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure if OP was intended as an ad or not, but I think we should have an informal rule that if a top post is about a product, we should all upvote the comment that has the worst fact about that product. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Wow I had no idea, thanks for sharing the source.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

The lead and cadmium are in there on purpose, to enhance taste. Have you ever had chocolate without lead and cadmium? It tastes nasty

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

If it's good enough to collapse the Roman Empire, it's good enough to collapse the American Empire!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

if I die by eating dark chocolate, at least I'll die happy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Except it's the kind of poison that takes decades to kill you. And it's bad for braincells too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

The kind of brain damage that makes conservatism look good even if you are making below the average salary.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

oh so it's just like alcohol then, that hasn't stopped many people before unfortunately

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But alcohol is paychoactive and addictive. Lead is non of those things.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Paychoactive and addictive?

Have you been buying your chocolate from the dispensary again?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ooops

no I meant just the addictive part

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ha, fair enough, still not sure alcohol and chocolate are comparable in terms of addiction, but mostly poking fun, don't worry about it..

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

obviously not but chocolate is also addictive to some extent

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

An ounce of their Dark Chocolate has 134% of the California max dose of 0.5 mg of lead, for those wondering about details.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Am I blind or can I not find the claim about 134% on the linked page?
Searched for "Tony" there.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, I'm here now. What do you want?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the first one in the high in lead section

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Duh. The page looked on my phone like the article already ended and didnt bother to scroll further down >_>
Forget everything I asked :P

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I saw it on there among 20+ other chocolate bars.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Nvmd me. Didnt scroll far enough on the phone to see. Looked like the article was done already

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

An ounce is about 29 grams in non-freedom units, for those wondering

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've bought drugs before, I know how many grams in an ounce

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I've bought enough drugs to know it's 28g.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have half a block of this in the pantry. Thank you. Fuck me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

You can eat it just fine, just don't eat it regularly for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

micrograms, which is 1/1000 of a milligram. No amount of lead is considered safe, but you would need to eat allllottttttt of this chocolate before it would get to a level that, for example, a doctor would be concerned about. Ars Technica has a good write up about the CR report

Not that I’m trying to shill for Big Chocolate. When I saw the report, I definitely made a conscious effort to cut back to once a month or less.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, sorry, I've corrected my comment to micrograms.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I know, right? It really sucks. They're honestly one of the tastier bars I'd had. I've taken a bit of a step back from chocolate in general, these days. I probably got enough lead exposure as a kid... no need to add any more than is absolutely unavoidable.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Lol, that's per ounce too.