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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then, keep your steady rhythm of mass and school shootings.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Yup, it's SO easy to just force them to ban guns. Do you realize just how many MAGA gun nut freaks are eager for just one reason to pull the trigger? Fuck off

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