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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I moved to a rural area a few years back and there’s a lot of farms here. Thus, many of the people I’ve met are farmers or have worked on farms. After a year or so of asking people what they raise/grow on their farms it finally happened and I met someone who said they grew soybeans. I asked him if he was a soyboy and he was really not amused.

I’m pretty sure he saw it coming too, when he said soybeans I had to have a huge shit eating grin on my face. I was waiting for that day

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I woke up and took a shit at my girlfriend's house and I think I woke up the rest of the house laughing, this is fucking amazing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I watched until he made the implication that pop2 by charli xcx isn’t a great album. ridiculous

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Soy does that to you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

God you must have felt like a legend that day.

Except you aren't.