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Onlyfans creators will eventually market meat of themselves (feddit.uk)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Damn. Still incredible stuff though.

How about recreating genital tissue?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

BONK

(You are aware that lab-grown meat is still meat and not an independent organism, right? It's essentially dead and would rot within hours if kept at room temperature)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

You've got to refrigerate it and keep it in the "Sta-Fresh" pack until ready for use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yea. Freeze it, thaw it, microwave it, "use" it, dispose of it.

I'm not actually planning on doing any of that, just talking about what is and isn't theoretically possible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

What about having a life support system connected?