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Vermont Republican secretly poured water into colleague’s bag over months (www.theguardian.com)

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Mary Morrissey apologizes after being filmed dumping liquid into backpack of Democratic legislator Jim Carroll

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (9 children)

To quote my parents whenever I was being disciplined for something immature, "Act your age, not your shoe size."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Big Foot spreading propaganda again

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Now there's a ridiculous conspiracy theory I could get behind; shoe sizes aren't real, it's all a conspiracy by Big Foot to sell more shoes

[–] natecox 8 points 5 months ago

Big Foot actually being a catchall term for major shoe manufacturers is one of my new favorite things.

Maybe they started the ape-man Bigfoot rumors to distract people from the true evil of Big Foot.

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