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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Imma corner you in the store and try to talk to you.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll just cry and make you uncomfortable until you go away

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The tears will come when I talk uncomfortably loud while just a little too close to you.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Please, this is too much. I need to lay down for a while.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I stole your weighted blanket. And your squid so you can't tell the world how you feel about that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That was just a decoy!! (It's a shark you were looking for)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I just witnessed an unnegotiated BDSM scene in these comments.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Pretty sneaky, sis.