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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is stuck in a rut (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Suck dick for a living. Much more free time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to be choosy about the dicks I suck

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok then no more gaming for you mr. wontsuckdickformoney

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

That's Ms Sucksthechoicestdicksforcashonly to you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not what I heard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

😘

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't really be bothered to do my own marketing and STD vetting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Get a pimp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Amazon sell those?