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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That does sound like a problem. You really should be eating two or more per week.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You make a good point