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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunate reality

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

For the human or the dolphin?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Both.

John Lilly is a nut and stuck Margaret and a dolphin together in a tiny enclosed space where neither of them could get much space or stimulation.

He would constantly just bullshit things like “oh, I’ll make the middle area of the house two feet of water deep because that’s the optimum depth for human dolphin interaction!”

Dolphins are unbelievably horny and being locked up probably didn’t help with that. The dolphin would nip at Margaret and wailed until she finally went like “jfc I’ll just jerk this fucker off”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait til you hear how most livestock are fertilized.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Was in FFA 👍