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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms (www.nola.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

But I have a BMW

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry